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Dean C · #1 03-16-2003, 10:50 AM

Don't do all of these at the same time:

- talk on the phone with it wedged against your neck so you have both hands free
- read vbulletin.org's posts
- eat cheescake with one hand
- try and drink with the other hand

You'll end up with the drink all over the floor, cheescake on your lap and the phone on the floor too

- miSt

N9ne · #2 03-16-2003, 12:05 PM

Once I was drinking something, while on the phone, and typing up a post...drink all over the keyboard, keyboard didn't work for a few hours, can't remember what happened to the phone, and I never finished that post because my keyboard wasn't working

Xenon · #3 03-16-2003, 12:34 PM

hehe, you have to train that multitasking features

N9ne · #4 03-16-2003, 12:44 PM

My computer can multi task, why can't I

Dean C · #5 03-16-2003, 12:53 PM

Hehe i'd like to see a picture of you trying to do all of those at once Stefan

- miSt

Xenon · #6 03-16-2003, 01:27 PM

hmm without a third hand i can't take a photo of myself

N9ne · #7 03-16-2003, 01:36 PM

Stick the camera on the end of a pole, and put the pole on one side of your mouth while using the other side of your mouth to drink the drink

amykhar · #8 03-16-2003, 01:41 PM

Get a web cam and we'll watch you live Stefan

Dean C · #9 03-16-2003, 02:02 PM

Hehe stefan's scared that we'll see his face... already tried that

N9ne · #10 03-16-2003, 02:39 PM

Is Stefan to be the one who's scared when we see his face, or are we the ones to be scared, when we see his face?

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