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Dean C 03-16-2003 10:50 AM

Advice to amateurs
 
Don't do all of these at the same time:

- talk on the phone with it wedged against your neck so you have both hands free
- read vbulletin.org's posts
- eat cheescake with one hand
- try and drink with the other hand

You'll end up with the drink all over the floor, cheescake on your lap and the phone on the floor too ;)

- miSt

N9ne 03-16-2003 12:05 PM

Once I was drinking something, while on the phone, and typing up a post...drink all over the keyboard, keyboard didn't work for a few hours, can't remember what happened to the phone, and I never finished that post because my keyboard wasn't working :p

Xenon 03-16-2003 12:34 PM

hehe, you have to train that multitasking features ;)

N9ne 03-16-2003 12:44 PM

My computer can multi task, why can't I :(

Dean C 03-16-2003 12:53 PM

Hehe i'd like to see a picture of you trying to do all of those at once Stefan :p

- miSt

Xenon 03-16-2003 01:27 PM

hmm without a third hand i can't take a photo of myself :p

N9ne 03-16-2003 01:36 PM

Stick the camera on the end of a pole, and put the pole on one side of your mouth while using the other side of your mouth to drink the drink :p

amykhar 03-16-2003 01:41 PM

Get a web cam and we'll watch you live Stefan :D

Dean C 03-16-2003 02:02 PM

Hehe stefan's scared that we'll see his face... already tried that ;)

N9ne 03-16-2003 02:39 PM

Is Stefan to be the one who's scared when we see his face, or are we the ones to be scared, when we see his face? :p


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