Because I'm about to go to bed, and my head is doing funny things, I'm killing time until my wife finishes running the sheets though the dryer (don't ask me why we don't have more then one set of sheets, because I have no idea) and I figured I'd mess with Google a bit.
According to Google site search, this is the number of times that variations of the phrase "Please Help" has appeared in it's various forms here at vB.org.
And I was somewhat mildly amused that ""pleas help" occurs 73 times. "Helf" only occurs 4, but two of those are misspellings of the word "half". Either that, or there's a sport that has a Helf-Time Show that I've never heard of.
This does not account for duplications in the archive, or thread titles.
Don't mind me. Just one of my pet peeves. When a forum is devoted to support for a given product or service, I find it odd that you would think that you wouldn't get any unless you say plz and remain as vague about the actual problem as is grammatically possible. You know who u r.
Okay, I'm done being silly. I'm going to bed now, sheets or no sheets.