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Old 10-06-2005, 02:47 AM
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Default Water gone bad?

I just want to apologize to everyone for my statements in previous posts. I think I found out what happened, my bottled water went bad. I was drinking bad water. I just checkedthe label on my bottled water and the expire date is 02/04/04. I am currently pondering getting my stomach pumped........
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:49 AM
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And Menthol (women's) cigarettes to boot.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:55 AM
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They were buy one get one free and I spent too much money on gas......... Dont make fun of my poorness.......

Now back to what is important, I really think I am in danger guys. I feel like I may have E coli.

/me coughs uncontrollably.

I think I just had a mini throw up in my mouth.....Need some water to wash it down...Opps there it goes again.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:57 AM
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Here, have some more water, BUDDY!
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:01 AM
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Here, have some more water, BUDDY!
Can you post the expiration date please?

And to think I was going to use this water to cook my mighty ramon noodle soup in......
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:07 AM
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You can trust me, it's really fresh.

/me changes the 1993 to 2008.

And you need to man-size bttle. Those are the sissy-size bottles or are we going with the poorness routine again?
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You can trust me, it's really fresh.

[high]* Boofo changes the 1993 to 2008.
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And you need to man-size bttle. Those are the sissy-size bottles or are we going with the poorness routine again?
I was compensating for something else........
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:12 AM
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I figured that. But I wasn't going to embarrass you anymore than you had already embarrassed yourself. Ain't I a good friend?
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:15 AM
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I figured that. But I wasn't going to embarrass you anymore than you had already embarrassed yourself. Ain't I a good friend?
Yes you are and as a good friend how would you handle this serious matter? I mean this is no joke. The water may very well be poisonous now.

I was thinking about flushing my system with ciggs and beer since all of my water has expired....
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I think that is a good idea but for my sake and the sake of the rest of the world, PLEASE get some manly cigarettes to do this with.

Thank you for stopping by Brinnie's idea shop.
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