Sometimes god smiles on you

[Brad]

But not today...

Heres how my morning wen't...

I was hungry and I finnaly decided that I wanted a steak biscuit and was willing to pay for it. Before I could leave I had to put one amp in my car, while I was hooking it up my power wire sparked and caught my trunk on fire, I put it out before it did anything bad but it still left a burn mark

So by this point I was hot and stinky from baking in the morning sun for 15 minutes (yea it's that bad). After stoping for gas my amp cuts off, I pull over at a church to see what the problem is. Damn ground wire came lose so I decided to fix it right there, turned into a 30 minute job because that damn wire was possesed or something, I finnaly get it in there good and make sure it stays by wraping as much black tape around it as I can.

15 minutes later I get to Biscuitville, when I pull out of their drive in my amp cuts off again, again I stop to 'fix' it. This time it is the same wire that came lose, but it came lose at the amp this time instead of the grounding block, and ontop of this when the wire came out it made the screw fall out and land somewhere.

It took me 15 minutes to find this screw, and 5 more to make sure everything was right again. I finnaly get started home and sure enough the damn thing comes lose again on the way back. I got so wrapped up in that damn stereo that I forgot to stop and buy a pack of smokes to, so now I gatta waste more gas for a trip back to town .

Well at last I am home ready to enjoy my steak biscuit, I reach in the ice box for an ice cold pepsi (pepsi goes with anything) only to find that someone drank all my cold ones last night and left me with the hot ones stored in the basment. Now I'm pissed because the thought of a watered down pepsi is nasty, hot pepsi melts ice on contact . I grab a plastic cup and a hot pepsi and open the freezer for the ice and guess what, the same dumbass must have turned off the ice marker last night and used all the ice!

So now I'm trying to eat a cold biscuit, while washing it down with a hot pepsi.