Math at UMBC

[filburt1]

My English class is really small (~15 people) with only one girl.

My math class is about 90% girls, and I got quite a good seat

[Xenon]

wow, it's a rare scene you're describing.....

lucky one

[assassingod]

I have all girls sitting around me all the time, all day long, for the past 14 years of my life


I'm a ladies man

[filburt1]

I bet you were interested for all 14 years, too

[assassingod]

LoL!!!!
Atleast im not a turtle

/me stares blankley

[filburt1]

Hey with these stats they'll latch right onto my shell like...something that latches onto stuff a lot

Yeah, I'm a smooth-talker, too

[assassingod]

LOL!!!!!!!!

Sure you are
But since im not a turtle, im pretty fast in bed ^.-

[filburt1]

I don't know, I'm five years older than you. You're probably faster because you're smaller and have less mass to move

*crown shouts Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!*

[assassingod]

*crowd shouts Anti-Turtle*

(Good comeback -_-)

I say again, atleast im not a turtle.

Besides, im sure all the girls want to date a turtle

[filburt1]

You know I'm actually a human male