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Old 12-14-2001, 01:40 AM
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<a href="http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%2 0Hacker.htm" target="_blank">http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_o...r%20Hacker.htm</a>

According to this if your child installs Macromedia Flash on your computer he is a computer hacker. And Flash is a "dangerous hacking tool".

And if you find "Lunix" on your computer you will have to get a new harddrive.

What kind of idiots are these people?
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Old 12-14-2001, 02:43 AM
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OMG This is too much
Wow, I guess any bright child (or should i say boy child since this guy apparently thinks no female might be involved in this hacking stuff( with any aptitude for technology should be shut away in a wayward home for misguided youth!

Since when is comet cursor a hacking tool? And Bonzai BUddy might be good for teaching you how to edit a registery to get the crap OFF your machine but thats about it.....

Some peoples kids!!
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Old 12-14-2001, 02:54 AM
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OMG.....I had comet cursor installed on my machine a few years ago.

I'm a HACKER.

There. I've said it. Is there some type of 9 step program or something?

Chris
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Old 12-14-2001, 03:06 AM
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I knew installing flash was a mistake, but the people in the quake room made me do it between handgun lessons and leet speak class...

Chris , when ya find that 9 step program (13 steps maybe?) maybe you can hack into my machine with Bonzai Buddy and get me the info? (I just KNEW that purple ape was evil!)
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Old 12-14-2001, 03:42 AM
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.
LOL!
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If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, ...
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The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
ACK!!
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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.
This is true...
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Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Uh, oh!
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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
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They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.
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Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows,
Isn't this a good thing?
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Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.
There are only 2 people I know that have a prescription for glasses stronger than mine!
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Old 12-14-2001, 02:02 PM
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The AMD one is the best...
Well, no comment. I don't know in which year they live...
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Old 12-14-2001, 08:41 PM
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Awwwww... I upgraded my computer... I'm a hacker?

Please tell me where I can get help.. oh please, oh please!! I'd better get rid of Flash.. I knew there was something wrong that program
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LOL
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what a load of bollox!

A complaint has been raised with the host in regards to this artical.

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