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#1 12-16-2008, 05:14 AM

He wears a funny hat, high black boots, an incognito beard, thwarts your home security system by coming down they chimney in the middle of the night with a large sack, and then makes his getaway in a flying sleigh pulled by caribou. Yeah, I'd be scared too if someone suddely thrust me into the arms of this guy. No wonder these kids are so Scared of Santa...

Wayne Luke · #2 12-16-2008, 02:12 PM

When my kids were little, they made me turn off the alarm system so that Santa wouldn't get arrested when he came. All because of "The Santa Clause".

kevcj · #3 12-17-2008, 08:00 PM

When my kids were little they would cry when they sat in santas lap - maybe me wonder if he was a perv. What else can you say about a guy who gives "gifts" to kids he does not know. At least he does not drive a van.

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