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Old 03-22-2008, 06:00 AM
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Default Creation vs Evolution = FINALLY SOLVED!

Every Birthday Anniversary I give something to myself: a Corporation, a Copyright, Concept or Project; this year I decided to publish the results of my studies over the origin of mankind here in vB.org which it has become my second home.

For Centuries the brightest minds have vividly argued over the Origin of Mankind [the rest just killed each other] today after intense studies and a spark of luck, the answer to the questions: Who am I? Where I come from? What is the meaning of life? are about to be answered?

Creation? Evolution? No?

I discovered that we descent from a h0rN? Alien and a Lovely Chimpanzee



If you stop one second to think about it: It fits all descriptions, It matches all criteria, all pieces fall in place, explains human behavior, [even Moderator?s] unify all theories and make us wander about our aspect? Take that Tom Cruise!

Josh Arcadia ? 03/22/08 ? USA.

p.s. Please don?t PM me with requests to start a new religion; I?m allergic to sacrifices! and YES, it?s a coincidence that this is my post ?666? :P
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:41 PM
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Nice image. Gave me quite a good laugh.
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Old 03-23-2008, 01:29 PM
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She's pretty Uh?
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ROFLMAO
Crazy! Just crazy = Thanx for the laugh LOL

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The intriguing part is that it could be true
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I could certainly see that - God being the cosmic joker of course LOL

Jacquii.

ps - PLUS we creative types can't too much discount any valid idea such as a pretty chimp and conehead alien procreating lovelily - thus spawning humanity
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Google's April Fool
http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

Quote:
For thousands of years,
the human race has spread out across the Earth, scaling mountains and plying the oceans, planting crops and building highways, raising skyscrapers and atmospheric CO2 levels, and observing, with tremendous and unflagging enthusiasm, the Biblical injunction to be fruitful and multiply across our world's every last nook, cranny and subdivision.
An invitation.
Earth has issues, and it's time humanity got started on a Plan B. So, starting in 2014, Virgin founder Richard Branson and Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin will be leading hundreds of users on one of the grandest adventures in human history: Project Virgle, the first permanent human colony on Mars.
The question is, do you want to join us?

Ever yearned to journey to the stars?
Oh yeah, it was more original than mine
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