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Old 04-05-2006, 02:53 PM
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Default Boofo, as somebody who lives in Amish country
I can definitively say that your sig line:
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An Amish Drive-By: Clop.......Clop........Clop........Clop.. BANG!..BANG!..BANG!.. Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Cl op..Clop..Clop
is incorrect. What it really is :

Clop.......Clop........Clop........Clop..GLARE!. Clop..Clop..Clop..GLARE ! Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop.GLARE.Clop..Clop..Clop..Clo p - An Amish Drive-By SHUNNING.

That's my one and only bad joke for the day. Feel free to add yours
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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To get to the pet shop!
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Two blondes walked into a building....

You would think they would have used the door...:banana:
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Two blondes walked into a building....

You would think they would have used the door...:banana:
That was funny... yet i feel a bit guilty, being blonde.
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That was funny... yet i feel a bit guilty, being blonde.
dont be. Not all blondes are stupid... *cough*

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Old 04-06-2006, 07:46 PM
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That was funny... yet i feel a bit guilty, being blonde.
You don't look to blond? https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/member.php?u=57621

Thanks,
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Backstreet boys, n-sync and the spice girls are on a sinking ship? Who is saved? The music industry..
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You don't look to blond? https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/member.php?u=57621

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Mat
I have gel on in that picture. It makes my hair look darker.
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I have gel on in that picture. It makes my hair look darker.
That is known as Artificial Intelligence.
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Why did the chav cross the road? To hit someone on the other side for no apparent reason
What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit? The Bride
What do you call a chav with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Ah... Chav jokes

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