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Old 07-04-2005, 04:06 AM
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Default What is the funniest thing you have seen?

Okay I was at Prom my senior year of high school, my girlfriend and I (still my GF) were dancing, next to us was the Star QB and head cheerleader (Prom King and Queen) they were dancing as well. They were near the edge of the stage, and he went for a twrill of her, and her dress got caught on the corner of the stage, ripped it right off. Funniest thing I have ever seen, she ran out crying. Went home and came back in another dress (don't know where from). She was named queen later that night.
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:26 AM
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It's like the movies! Hahaha.

Who thought quarterbacks get with cheerleaders..
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Old 07-04-2005, 03:17 PM
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The Installation Manual of my first modem ^^
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:38 PM
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It's like the movies! Hahaha.

Who thought quarterbacks get with cheerleaders..
Um where have you been?

My all time fav goes to two idiots I used to know that rolled all the time (in other words they where always strung out on Extacy).

One morning these guys decided it was a good idea to take a large amount or E, we found them at 7 am dancing in the backyard, they kept going on about how the music was so great while dancing (badly) the whole time.

The thing is there was no radio, no band, no nothing. Turned out that they where so high on the stuff they thought the noise coming from a near-by water pump was some up-beat techno music.

We laughed about that one all day, we still do when someone brings it up.
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:52 PM
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I was takeing my dog out for a run about I whistled to it come back and it ignored me, so I shouted come back over here you stupid dog, only to find this women comeing over to me and saying...did you just call me over !

True story she wasnt upset I was more shocked than her.
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:10 PM
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A couple of weeks ago me and a couple of mates got completely hammered (as always ) and were in a fairly quiet road in the town nearby

Anyway - Me and one of my mates were listening to the music blaring out of the car stereo, and wondered where Rob, our other mate, had gone to...

After searching for several minutes, we found him by a field talking to a horse...

Anyway, as weird as that was, we left him there, came back half an hour later, and found him there, still, talking... Only the horse had gone off to the other side of the field, and he was talking to thin air for about 5 minutes...

After this, I said "Oi rob the horse has left mate", and he went "Really? Must have just gone..."

He was completely wasted

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Old 07-04-2005, 10:44 PM
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Like 1 hour ago I was on the way back home after a party and I had to take my gf home first.. We drove on the street and on the pedestrian way there was a drunken guy who tried very hard to get on his bike.. He failed like 3 times.. He tried again and again.. again and again

We asked him if he may need some help but he refused saying that he is alright and just his bike was fooling him *lol*
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:41 AM
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a non-drinking story
i was walking to class at my college and i seen 2 squirrels going at it. it was funny alright.
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:05 AM
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Um where have you been?
The movies aren't always right, but hey.. they are. No quarterbacks here though.

I have way too many funniest moments, but one worth mentioning was not too long ago, where my friend Nicole, just threw her shoe at another girl for no reason. I nearly died of laughing that day.
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:47 AM
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I work at Target, and one night during a huge thunderstorm, I was checking out this Mother and her little kid...and then suddenly the lights to the store when out.It was pitch black, and I heard a scream and then crying..I thought it was the Lady's kid...but when the lights came back on it was the mother!
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