German to english translation?

[Boofo]

Can someone please help me translate this to English so it makes some sort of sense? I am translating a flash game.

Willkommen beim DACHSER-Spiel "Global Player"
Bei diesem Spiel sind ein gutes Auge f?r den ?berblick und ein geschickter Mausklick zur Weichenstellung n?tig.
Nachdem die Container in das Umschlagslager eingeliefert wurden, m?ssen Sie helfen, die Container beim
Lager-Ausgang den richtigen Distributionswegen zuzuordnen. Damit sich auch kein Container verirrt, und Sie wissen,
welcher Container zu Land, Wasser oder per Luftfracht weiterversendet wird, hilft Ihnen die innovative DACHSER
Scantechnik und der Active Report.
Und so wird "Global Player" gespielt:
Auf allen Containern, die das Umschlagslager verlassen, befindet sich eine farbliche Markierung.
Vor jedem LKW, Schiff oder Flugzeug sehen Sie Lichtsignale mit den Farben der Container. Versuchen Sie in m?glichst
kurzer Zeit die Container zu den farblich richtigen LKWs, Schiffen oder Flugzeugen zu transportieren.
Liefern Sie an eine falsche Stelle, bekommen Sie Punkte abgezogen.
The conveyor:
Der wichtigste Teil des Spiels! Auf dem Transportband befinden sich Weichen mit blauen Pfeil-Markierungen.
Diese zeigen Ihnen den Weg des Containers an, wenn er ?ber eine solche Weiche transportiert wird. Mit einem oder
mehreren Mausklicks auf eine Weiche k?nnen Sie diese in die richtige Richtung stellen. Hellgrau hinterlegte Weichen
sind feststehend und k?nnen nicht gestellt werden.
Und jetzt nichts wie los, und ran an die Container. - Viel Spa? w?nscht Ihnen DACHSER!

I have a couple of other small ones if someone can help me with this. Thank you in advance.

[base]

http://babelfish.altavista.com ? of course, you will need to then restructure the sentences a bit heh but at least you should get the jist of what it says

[Boofo]

Originally Posted by base

http://babelfish.altavista.com ? of course, you will need to then restructure the sentences a bit heh but at least you should get the jist of what it says

I already went that route and it didn't make any sense to me so that is why I am asking here.

[base]

thought so, but as my german isn't as good as babelfish (so, not very good at all ), i thought i'd check that you had tried this route already

[deathemperor]

<a href="https://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en" target="_blank">http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en</a> ?

[Colin F]

I'd help, but my weekend is starting in 5 minutes and I've got to go to the toilet before that... so I simply don't have time

If no one else does it, I'll get around to it once this weekend

[Boofo]

Originally Posted by deathemperor

http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en ?

Same translation as the other one. Thanks for trying anyway.

[Boofo]

Originally Posted by Colin F

I'd help, but my weekend is starting in 5 minutes and I've got to go to the toilet before that... so I simply don't have time

If no one else does it, I'll get around to it once this weekend

No problem. I hope to have it done before then. Thanks anyway.

[Colin F]

ok...

Welcome to the DACHSER-game "Global Player"
In this game you'll need a good oversight as well as a nimble mousclick to switch turnouts.
After the containers are delivered for distribution you'll have to help coordinate the containers at the exit so they get onto the right deliverypath. So that none of the containers gets lost and you know which container gets sent by land, water or plane, the innovativ DACHSER scantechnology will help you keep track of your deliverys.

And this is how "Global Player" is played:
On all of the containers that leave the distribution there's a colored marking.
In front of each truck, boat or plane you'll see color signals with the colors of the conainer. Try to transport the container to the same-colored truck, boat or plane.
If you deliver to a wrong place you'll lose points.
The conveyor:
The most important part of the game! On the conveyer belt you'll find turnouts with blue arrow markings.
These show, which way a container will go if he goes over this turnout. With one or multiple mouseclicks on a turnout you can set these to the right direction. Lightgray turnouts are preset and can't be changed.
So, get going and transport those containers - have fun with DACHSER!


freely translated

[Boofo]

You are the best! Thank you, sir.

Here is I think the last one.

Mit 2999 Punkten haben Sie leider die magische 3.000er-Grenze noch