GoJIRC with JIRC Integration Hack

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I am at my wits end now. I have tried everything I know. I have even tried to hire the project out, but there is nobody interested. Is this advance PHP or something (file handling)? I don't know what I am going to do now. I so damn close and it pisses me off that fwrite and fclose do not work when used per every tutorial I can find. I think I am getting creamed by syntax in the actual strings but there is not a tutorial out there that gives a good guide of workable syntax. The language of PHP does not seem overly difficult, but I simply do not have the time to learn all of it, especially since I rarely use the skill (my site is the one and only place I ever use it). I've tried everything, I am going to can this project if I cannot figure out anything in the next few days.

Thanks for listening. I hope someone out there has some tips. For the person that recommended using "echo". I tried, I simply could not find any tutorial out there showing how to implement it correctly.