Like I said though for my current version I'm just expanding it to 5 groupings (titles can be altered through phrases) and I was just trying to see how much trouble it would be to make it database driven. And it seems it would be quite hard lol.
Just do a vb conditional check on the group they are in.
(I have no idea, how this works for finding grouping, but something like this)
Code:
<vb:if condition="$group==1">Look @ Me in Group 1</vb:if>