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Old 02-04-2009, 09:31 AM
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I just read this joke in one of the books I purchased today it was so funny which I love to share it here.

Beautiful School girl not prepared for her exams which is about to be held next day, Not knowing what to do, Dressed herself sexy and went to her professor's home that evening.

Professor was surprised to see her come to his home.

Professor started to inquire about reason for her visit to his home.

She told him "Sir I am not prepared for my exams today, I came here to tell you that I am ready to do anything for you to get me a pass mark" :erm:

Professor patiently asked " You would do anything for me? really?"

The girl excitedly answered " Yes absolutely anything you ask for, I am ready to do it for you"

Professor answered " Then go home and steady hard for tomorrow's exam"

lol!
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:34 AM
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hmmmm tbh i never found it funnie.I expected a better end line.
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School girl? Teacher? Sick.

I too dont think its "funny" but shame on the school girl for trying to seduce and praise for the teacher for putting her in her place. LOLOL
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:23 AM
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School girl? Teacher? Sick.

I too dont think its "funny" but shame on the school girl for trying to seduce and praise for the teacher for putting her in her place. LOLOL
join the lol club lol!!
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:54 AM
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I think is an old joke

p.s. or maybe I'm getting old
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Was this really a joke?
Or just one of your failed experiences?
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Was this really a joke?
Or just one of your failed experiences?
wow good joke lol!!
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Was this really a joke?
Or just one of your failed experiences?
I prefered that one
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I prefered that one
Yeah, post turned out to be funny after all, huh?

No offense freewilley
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no I am not offended lol.. I read this somewhere When you tell a joke to a English man he laughs three times, First time he laughs because others around him laugh so he simply joins them, Then he keeps thinking about that joke and tries to understand and then suddenly in the middle of the night he gets that joke and start to laugh and he gets to sleep and next day morning he laughs at himself for taking so long to understand that joke ..

Have a great day..
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