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Old 12-16-2008, 05:14 AM
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Default Scared of Santa???

He wears a funny hat, high black boots, an incognito beard, thwarts your home security system by coming down they chimney in the middle of the night with a large sack, and then makes his getaway in a flying sleigh pulled by caribou. Yeah, I'd be scared too if someone suddely thrust me into the arms of this guy. No wonder these kids are so Scared of Santa...
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:12 PM
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When my kids were little, they made me turn off the alarm system so that Santa wouldn't get arrested when he came. All because of "The Santa Clause".
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:00 PM
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When my kids were little they would cry when they sat in santas lap - maybe me wonder if he was a perv. What else can you say about a guy who gives "gifts" to kids he does not know. At least he does not drive a van.
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