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Deezelpope was born in Iceland in the year 2013. Her real parents were dolphins, but she didn't get to see them much because she didn't like the fishy breath. It was around this time she realised she would be much better off not eating chocolate digestives, so she stuck to Hobnobs. Realising that she couldn't sustain herself with hobnobs alone she decided to invent a new soup, after literally minutes of thinking about it she finally came up with cauliflower soup, which is probably a good thing because all the Fish & Chip shops were closed by this time. Deezelpope sold her soup to a giant midget, he didn't like it much and vomited on to a passing chicken, who later sued him beacause it could make him fly. Deezelpope was much upset by this and left this world to travel to the planet Pluto. When she got there she realised that Pluto wasn't even a planet anymore so it was a wasted journey. Hitching a ride on a passing asteroid Deezelpope went to the planet Galafrae where they were in a middle of a time war with some sort of weird speaking aliens. Deezelpope became very frightened, but luckily found some stairs. Moments later she stole a TARDIS and returned to Earth in the year 5, where nothing exciting was happening, so she waited around until the present time, where all is good.