I Need Help Finding PAID Themes

Thanks, unfortunately, none of those themes match my descriptions as follows:

paid, dark, stylish, unique, or gaming-related.

Here is an example of something I'd consider: http://exaltic.com/forum/index.php?styleid=44 (the assault style)

I can't seem to find any templates that aren't just plain bland, boring.

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Its horribly difficult to find really nice VB themes and SO easy to find PHP themes. Whats the deal !?! =\