$choc = $vbulletin->db->query_first(" SELECT column1 FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "test WHERE columnfudge > '999' LIMIT 1 "); $chocolate = $choc['column1']; $vbulletin->db->query_write(" INSERT INTO " . TABLE_PREFIX . "test (column1,columnfudge) VALUES ('[2] $chocolate','0') "); $vbulletin->db->query_write(" UPDATE test SET column1 = '[1] $chocolate' WHERE CONVERT( `column1` USING utf8 ) = 'abc' "); log_cron_action('Hard thing done', $nextitem);