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[TheMayhem]

This might scare some people so I ask you close your eyes and count to 5 then exit this thread before you have nightmares. This is taken from my forumhome at the TM's forums.... *screams*

Page generated in 183.41757298 seconds (0.41% PHP - 99.59% MySQL) with 16 queries.
[Debug Mode OFF] [PHP v4.1.2] [GZIP enabled - level 1] [Server Load: 242.22 ? 221.84 : 219.26]

*runs into wall screaming AAAAAAAAH* It's like a very bad april fools joke or some kind of sick PHP horror movie. I'm now taking donation and pitty from others, lol.

[N9ne]

That's completely insane Who's being tortured here, you, me, or your server?

[EvilLS1]

Holy server load batman!

[filburt1]

I've seen a server load of 500 before. Needless to say it took a long time to actually see the server load at all.

[N9ne]

filburt, do you wish to talk about that bad time in your life, when such a server load came upon you?

[Tony G]

Wow, thats ridiculous.
I've seen worse though. :/

[N9ne]

Tony, you've obviously been exposed to some reckless content as a child...*shakes head*

*talks to self* tut tut, server load, tut, parents should hide it at least...

[Tony G]

You're making some serious accusations there n9ne.

Guess I should say, How dare you!

[N9ne]

if ($kidsage<13) {
$shouldhaveCOPPA = 'yes';
$serverload = 'its gonna be ok, just look away...';
} else {
$shouldhaveCOPPA = 'no';
$serverload = '5000 >> 60353: 3434';
}

You never know, some one might need this kind of script

[DrkFusion]

That reading is wrong I believe, if this is using Microstats, its easy to get wrong readings if you do not install it right.

Any hoo it may be right who knows