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This might scare some people so I ask you close your eyes and count to 5 then exit this thread before you have nightmares. This is taken from my forumhome at the TM's forums.... *screams*

*runs into wall screaming AAAAAAAAH* It's like a very bad april fools joke or some kind of sick PHP horror movie. I'm now taking donation and pitty from others, lol.

That's completely insane :p Who's being tortured here, you, me, or your server? :p

Holy server load batman!

I've seen a server load of 500 before. Needless to say it took a long time to actually see the server load at all.

filburt, do you wish to talk about that bad time in your life, when such a server load came upon you?

Wow, thats ridiculous. :p
I've seen worse though. :/

Tony, you've obviously been exposed to some reckless content as a child...*shakes head*

*talks to self* tut tut, server load, tut, parents should hide it at least...

You're making some serious accusations there n9ne. :p

Guess I should say, How dare you! :p

if ($kidsage<13) {
$shouldhaveCOPPA = 'yes';
$serverload = 'its gonna be ok, just look away...';
} else {
$shouldhaveCOPPA = 'no';
$serverload = '5000 >> 60353: 3434';
}

You never know, some one might need this kind of script :o

That reading is wrong I believe, if this is using Microstats, its easy to get wrong readings if you do not install it right.

Any hoo it may be right who knows :p