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Ready to do anything!

I just read this joke in one of the books I purchased today it was so funny which I love to share it here.

Beautiful School girl not prepared for her exams which is about to be held next day, Not knowing what to do, Dressed herself sexy and went to her professor's home that evening.

Professor was surprised to see her come to his home.

Professor started to inquire about reason for her visit to his home.

She told him "Sir I am not prepared for my exams today, I came here to tell you that I am ready to do anything for you to get me a pass mark" :erm:

Professor patiently asked " You would do anything for me? really?"

The girl excitedly answered " Yes absolutely anything you ask for, I am ready to do it for you"

Professor answered " Then go home and steady hard for tomorrow's exam"

lol!

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