Just hating working on requests...

[Shazz]

Don't you just hate if...

Your working on a request and they say
"blah blah PM for more details"
and after chatting with them either by IM or PM for a hour they say
"I can't give out admincp or FTP login details sorry"
Yet you NEED it to either do or solve whatever

or

They give you a project to do and they require you to do this and this and this to prove to them you can do it... or to do the whole project and take screen shots or something. Even working with it on their site, and then he has found another person to do it thats already completed or is better.

or

They really suck at english and there is a misunderstanding somewhere and they refuse to pay anything and you've wasted all your time

Could it get any worse?

*NEW
Just got worse..

Graphic Design or can be a skin
"I don't know the sizes and everything just create something using your imgination"
Then after if they didn't like it, asks you to make more new ones.