Water gone bad?
 

I just want to apologize to everyone for my statements in previous posts. I think I found out what happened, my bottled water went bad. I was drinking bad water. I just checkedthe label on my bottled water and the expire date is 02/04/04. I am currently pondering getting my stomach pumped........

And Menthol (women's) cigarettes to boot.

They were buy one get one free and I spent too much money on gas......... Dont make fun of my poorness.......

Now back to what is important, I really think I am in danger guys. I feel like I may have E coli.

/me coughs uncontrollably.

I think I just had a mini throw up in my mouth.....Need some water to wash it down...Opps there it goes again.

Here, have some more water, BUDDY!

Can you post the expiration date please?

And to think I was going to use this water to cook my mighty ramon noodle soup in......

You can trust me, it's really fresh.

/me changes the 1993 to 2008.

And you need to man-size bttle. Those are the sissy-size bottles or are we going with the poorness routine again?

I was compensating for something else........

I figured that. But I wasn't going to embarrass you anymore than you had already embarrassed yourself. Ain't I a good friend?

Yes you are and as a good friend how would you handle this serious matter? I mean this is no joke. The water may very well be poisonous now.

I was thinking about flushing my system with ciggs and beer since all of my water has expired....

I think that is a good idea but for my sake and the sake of the rest of the world, PLEASE get some manly cigarettes to do this with.

Thank you for stopping by Brinnie's idea shop.

And I thought we were tight like a tiger.....

Don't make me pounce on you, son. It wouldn't be pretty. :ninja:

Don't strain yourself BubblyFoo ;)

Boofo I think someone has a crush on you.....

You're just jealous. :p

And please inform the group of what their is to be jealous of.....Your relationship with Danny boy?

That hurt!

Well, I'm over that now.

Get your own vb.org moderator! Boodlefoo is mine! :mad:

How do you own him again? Please tell us.

legal suits, lots of wine, one rainy night...

It's a long story...

Yes.....Yes.......and how does this make you feel?

Dude... what the hell does bottled water have to do with you making stupid comments?

Even if the expiration was old, why the hell would a sealed bottle of water "ALL OF THE SUDDEN" get infected with e-coli?

You are kidding, right? ;)

I dont make the expiration dates; they do.


Ok ok ok you caught me, so I cant blame the stupid posts on the water....You wanna know the real truth???? It is all Danny's fault......I mean cmon look at his avatar...

As far as the e-coli, my lawyer has instructed me not to comment as it could be detrimental to my Corriewf vs imported Mexican water case.

You're lawyer called. We are set to go! ;)

Great! Maybe you can help my friend also. He is working on a case against Mcdonalds cause this cartons do not warn, " Caution this food will make your ass fat ".


He has been working on the case for years........I tell him to take it one combo at a time.

Send me the info and I will pass it on. I'm sure we have a case. ;)

You wish you were half as cute as my little shippou...then you'd be BooblaFoo's man not me. :)

Hmmm so you two are an item now huh?

ewww Menthol :p

My thoughts exactly! ;)

Shame! Shame on you two!

You are either between the ages of 9 and 12, or 35 and 60.

I can't see such lame jokes being made by any other age groups.

That water has a slight yellow tinge to it. I thought it had something to do with lemons being added, but now I'm not so sure... :nervous:

How bout no, you little troll.


Everything in my house has a yellow tinge to it..... The smileys look white to me. :squareeyed:

Ahhh, so we are attacking the old people now. hmmmm....

...that statement sounds a bit biased in and of itself :surprised: