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Dean C 03-16-2003 10:50 AM

Advice to amateurs
 
Don't do all of these at the same time:

- talk on the phone with it wedged against your neck so you have both hands free
- read vbulletin.org's posts
- eat cheescake with one hand
- try and drink with the other hand

You'll end up with the drink all over the floor, cheescake on your lap and the phone on the floor too ;)

- miSt

N9ne 03-16-2003 12:05 PM

Once I was drinking something, while on the phone, and typing up a post...drink all over the keyboard, keyboard didn't work for a few hours, can't remember what happened to the phone, and I never finished that post because my keyboard wasn't working :p

Xenon 03-16-2003 12:34 PM

hehe, you have to train that multitasking features ;)

N9ne 03-16-2003 12:44 PM

My computer can multi task, why can't I :(

Dean C 03-16-2003 12:53 PM

Hehe i'd like to see a picture of you trying to do all of those at once Stefan :p

- miSt

Xenon 03-16-2003 01:27 PM

hmm without a third hand i can't take a photo of myself :p

N9ne 03-16-2003 01:36 PM

Stick the camera on the end of a pole, and put the pole on one side of your mouth while using the other side of your mouth to drink the drink :p

amykhar 03-16-2003 01:41 PM

Get a web cam and we'll watch you live Stefan :D

Dean C 03-16-2003 02:02 PM

Hehe stefan's scared that we'll see his face... already tried that ;)

N9ne 03-16-2003 02:39 PM

Is Stefan to be the one who's scared when we see his face, or are we the ones to be scared, when we see his face? :p

Brad 03-16-2003 02:47 PM

oO. I cant talk on the phone, sip on a cup of coffee, while typing a post and smoking a cig, infact im doing it right now :)

Xenon 03-16-2003 03:13 PM

hehe @N9ne :)

i don't like my face beeing on the net, also it's forbidden by the Genfer Convention ;)

Boofo 03-16-2003 03:31 PM

Is the Genfer Convention related to the Geneva Convention by any chance?

Xenon 03-16-2003 03:36 PM

oops yes :)

Damn translates Names.
:)

Chris M 03-16-2003 04:21 PM

Tut tut - Swearing:o:D

:p

Satan

Boofo 03-16-2003 04:38 PM

Quote:

Today at 11:36 AM Xenon said this in Post #14
oops yes :)

Damn translates Names.
:)

You just let me handle the English from now on. You keep butchering it up :p ;)

Xenon 03-16-2003 04:42 PM

AFAIK Geneva is in Switzerland so the german name is correct here ;)

Chris M 03-16-2003 04:52 PM

So?:p

It's not here;):p

Satan

Boofo 03-16-2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Today at 12:42 PM Xenon said this in Post #17
AFAIK Geneva is in Switzerland so the german name is correct here ;)
That's right it is (or it is supposed to be, anyway. Who knows where it's really at with Bush in office? ;))

What is the Genfer Convention then?

Xenon 03-16-2003 05:13 PM

uhm, it's too hard for me to explain that in english ;)
try google ;)

that reminds me to plan my holidays in switzerland.... ^^

Dean C 03-16-2003 05:21 PM

Switzerland is such a nice country - only by rumour of course. I want to go skiing one day there :)

- miSt

Boofo 03-16-2003 05:23 PM

I want to buy one of their clocks and eat some of their chocolate in one of their banks. My day is well planned. ;)

N9ne 03-16-2003 05:46 PM

Switzerland is a great place to go to, I spent 5 days in Switzerland back in umm...was it 2000?

Chris M 03-16-2003 07:20 PM

I've been to Switzerland before...Twice I think...

Once was with my old school, where we went skiing for a week in the Swiss Alps, right next to the border with France...

Another time was when I was going to Italy, and for some reason, they went through Switzerland on the way there and way back:)

Satan

N9ne 03-16-2003 07:26 PM

Quote:

Today at 09:20 PM hellsatan said this in Post #24
I've been to Switzerland before...Twice I think...

Once was with my old school, where we went skiing for a week in the Swiss Alps, right next to the border with France...

Another time was when I was going to Italy, and for some reason, they went through Switzerland on the way there and way back:)

Satan


Switzerland is right near Italy, I remember when I arrived in Italy, I saw a sign "Milan - 80 miles"

Erwin 03-16-2003 09:12 PM

Quote:

Today at 02:41 AM amykhar said this in Post #8
Get a web cam and we'll watch you live Stefan :D

He can start his own webcame voyeur service. ;)

Xenon 03-16-2003 10:02 PM

*ggg*
hmm it's not planned right now erwin ;)

yeah Switzerland is really nice :)
An aunt of my mom lives on the border of Swiss/Germany :)

Corbu 10-02-2003 08:55 PM

one of my friend have a place on switzerland, and it's a lovely place to go.
Buuuttt... France is also beautiful. Italy is just near france and switzerland and I think Florence is the most beautiful town on there.

I wish to you to go there...

Xenon 10-02-2003 10:48 PM

outch, what a great bump ^^

well i visited a lot of countries in my life already, i visited france 3 times, but i didn't like it very much.
It was ok, but nothing more.

In conclusion there was just one country, which really impressed me, because i like it more than my own country now: it's Japan.

colicab-d 10-03-2003 10:39 AM

hell japan rocks... i gotta get over there this summer some how :D

Tony G 10-03-2003 11:32 AM

I need to go to Japan. All the technology/anime supplies I need. *drool* :D

And other interesting things to do. ;)

Xenon 10-03-2003 12:33 PM

unfortunately it's not cheap, so i have to wait another two years, until i can go there again..

Dean C 10-03-2003 03:49 PM

Hehe an ironic bump too ;)


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