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amykhar 04-05-2006 03:53 PM

Boofo, as somebody who lives in Amish country
 
I can definitively say that your sig line:
Quote:

An Amish Drive-By: Clop.......Clop........Clop........Clop.. BANG!..BANG!..BANG!.. Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop..Cl op..Clop..Clop
is incorrect. What it really is :

Clop.......Clop........Clop........Clop..GLARE!. Clop..Clop..Clop..GLARE ! Clop..Clop..Clop..Clop.GLARE.Clop..Clop..Clop..Clo p - An Amish Drive-By SHUNNING.

:D That's my one and only bad joke for the day. Feel free to add yours :D

Blam Forumz 04-05-2006 05:36 PM

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To get to the pet shop!

smacklan 04-05-2006 08:55 PM

Two blondes walked into a building....

You would think they would have used the door...:banana:

Gio~Logist 04-05-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smacklan
Two blondes walked into a building....

You would think they would have used the door...:banana:

That was funny... yet i feel a bit guilty, being blonde.

Injektilo 04-06-2006 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gio~logist
That was funny... yet i feel a bit guilty, being blonde.

dont be. Not all blondes are stupid... *cough*

:P

Nutz 04-06-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gio~logist
That was funny... yet i feel a bit guilty, being blonde.

You don't look to blond? https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/member.php?u=57621

Thanks,
Mat

Dean C 04-06-2006 10:20 PM

Backstreet boys, n-sync and the spice girls are on a sinking ship? Who is saved? The music industry..

Gio~Logist 04-06-2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutz
You don't look to blond? https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/member.php?u=57621

Thanks,
Mat

I have gel on in that picture. It makes my hair look darker.

Erwin 04-06-2006 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gio~logist
I have gel on in that picture. It makes my hair look darker.

That is known as Artificial Intelligence.

Chris M 04-07-2006 09:40 AM

Why did the chav cross the road? To hit someone on the other side for no apparent reason
What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit? The Bride
What do you call a chav with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Ah... Chav jokes :D

Chris


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