April Fools jokes to play on members? he he

[nintendo]

Here's what I'll be doing!!!

EVERY post and thread says it's from the same member.
Changing every avatar to a picture of me.
Changing the logo to contain pictures of me.
Make the index page look like it's hacked.
Make the post count look like an extremely high number. $post[userid]$post[postid]$threadid$forum[forumid]$post[posts]
Changing every ones signiture to a lot of different Grin images.
Put up a sound of me armpit farting, on the index!!
Do some MAJOR censoring (censor Nintendo, Pokemon, video games for example to show up as other words.)

http://www.vgchat.com/hacked.html shows what the index will look like!!

You can easily get the HTML code for your site at

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...orum/&inside=1

Just make sure you get rid of

<!-- no cache headers -->
<meta http-equiv="Pragma" content="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="Expires" content="-1">
<meta http-equiv="Cache-Control" content="no-cache">
<!-- end no cache headers -->

at the top of your index page so you can get the HTML code.


With this code


if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
} else {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
}

It LOOKS like it works, BUT I changed the date to 03-29 and it gave out a MySQL error. So yes, if you want a dead index on April Fools Day, use it.

[ULTIMATESSJ]

i'm gonna change the postbit so all the avatars are that evil dancing banana gif, that'll guarantee a few frights

[AussieSat]

It actually works OK NIntendo. Its just that the code has referance to showonhome (part of one of the vB homepage hacks?) - just delete that bit from the queries.

[Link14716]

Yesterday at 11:57 PM nintendo said this in Post #61
Here's what I'll be doing!!!

EVERY post and thread says it's from the same member.
Changing every avatar to a picture of me.
Changing the logo to contain pictures of me.
Make the index page look like it's hacked.
Make the post count look like an extremely high number. $post[userid]$post[postid]$threadid$forum[forumid]$post[posts]
Changing every ones signiture to a lot of different Grin images.
Put up a sound of me armpit farting, on the index!!
Do some MAJOR censoring (censor Nintendo, Pokemon, video games for example to show up as other words.)

http://www.vgchat.com/hacked.html shows what the index will look like!!

You can easily get the HTML code for your site at

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...orum/&inside=1

Just make sure you get rid of

<!-- no cache headers -->
<meta http-equiv="Pragma" content="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="Expires" content="-1">
<meta http-equiv="Cache-Control" content="no-cache">
<!-- end no cache headers -->

at the top of your index page so you can get the HTML code.


With this code


if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
} else {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
}

It LOOKS like it works, BUT I changed the date to 03-29 and it gave out a MySQL error. So yes, if you want a dead index on April Fools Day, use it.

That code would give out a dead index 100% of the time. The code should be:

PHP Code:

if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
                             $forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
                                 } else {
                             $forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
                                 } 


[Boofo]

The reason you will get an error is because in the code I posted here:

https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthrea...759#post362759

the "AND showonhome=1" is from a hack by Firefly I have installed. I forgot to take that out when I posted it. Sorry about that.

[wooolF[RM]]

]Everyone ready for tomorrow?

muahahahahahaahahhahaahaha (evil laugh in the background)

[amykhar]

Yikes! I had lost track of what date it is. Thanks for the reminder. Everything is ready to go though.

I am just trying to figure out the best time to start though. Not sure if I am going to wait for 4-1 on the West Coast or just go ahead and start at midnight my time.

Amy

[wooolF[RM]]

]I start in 1.5 hour... GMT +1 (Server TimeZone)

bahahahahahahha, let's fun begin!

[The General]

@Xenon: COOL! Hehehe... Works brilliatly. =D

[wooolF[RM]]

1) all forums randomised
2) all texts (almost all) are mirrored
3) and all fonts inverted

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: