Swine Flu

[UKBusinessLive]

Originally Posted by AzH

How it started.

[EWGF]

Just read some goverment official of Obama got infected

(Got no English source..)

[Rapscallion]

Originally Posted by Vinyljunky

Im OK as Ive got some protective Oinkment

Sorry couldnt resist

Apparently one of the main symtpoms is the victim developing rashers.

Rapscallion

[ZiG]

i think i may have had a case of the swine flu, i live in nyc and got really sick a week ago but never went to the hospital. i recovered a few days later and everything is alright now...

they blow things out of proportion in the media because the media is sensationalist, but i dont believe in writing off the danger either. pandemics start slowly and then come back in second and third waves claiming more and more victims. just the fact alone that the virus was affecting people worldwide all in a very short period of time makes me nervous.

in the back of my mind i keep feeling like this virus was manufactured in a lab somewhere...

[Biker_GA]

Thank goodness my stock in Alcoa isn't going down anytime soon.

[Shazz]

Originally Posted by Biker_GA

Thank goodness my stock in Alcoa isn't going down anytime soon.

heh... The month of may for the dow will go down
Im in regional banks which is getting hammered... - Down $7k USD

Drug stocks all seem to be doing fine, they pump and dump

[lstintxs100]

It is good to know that Madagascar will survive to re-populate the planet.

[iogames]

Im OK as Ive got some protective Oinkment

[Dean C]

My joke clearly went over your heads

[UKBusinessLive]

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR ….

You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs.

So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!