I remember that one time a group of jehova witnesses came around, they knocked on my door. Good thing I was wearing some of my "gothic" clothing (that's what my parents call it >.>). So I go open the door and they start talking... I'm like "Want to join me in casting some evil spells and sacrafice a virgin later?".... they ran off because did it with a serious face. ^_^
I love slamming the door in their face before they get a chance to get a word in edgewise. They got the hint after awhile and stopped coming by.
Now who the hell talks about sacrificing guys!? Its always women so I thought that went without saying, but obviously not when there are sickos like you around! XD