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Old 08-03-2005, 11:00 PM
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Default What me and hellsatan do when we're bored.....

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Originally Posted by Two Bored People On AIM
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: so u havent worked on thumbnail thing im guessing/[/high]
chris theboy coa: sorry no i've only just got my computer back
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: it's ok[/high]
chris theboy coa: heh
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *clicks you in the face*[/high]
chris theboy coa: lol
chris theboy coa: *dodges*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *hits control alt delete and ends hellsatan.exe*[/high]
chris theboy coa: *is a virus and has multiple versions of him working at once*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *pulls out adelphia's freedom security and runs his comp in safe mode*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: HAH... u werent ready for that[/high]
chris theboy coa: *is only frightened by Norton AntiSatan version 12.7 which wont be released until the year 3045*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *already has Norton AntiSatan 15.5 which won't be released till 3056, and also has a mirror firewall in which reflects all damages back to your comp*[/high]
chris theboy coa: *goes into the past and erases Norton*
chris theboy coa: :-)
chris theboy coa: your move ;-)
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: oo ++++.... umm........ *goes to the future and remakes norton antivirus and makes millions, leaving you bankrupt and not able to afford a comp, therefore you cannot give me a virus*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: YOUR DEAD![/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: YOU'RE*[/high]
chris theboy coa: *is God, and simply erases money*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *turns Athius*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: lmfao[/high]
chris theboy coa: *removes atheism as a religion*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *has now created an independant religion in which cannot be erased, and God can no longer touch him or anything in his path*[/high]
chris theboy coa: *deletes all paths in life, past, future and present*
chris theboy coa: hang on i've got a better solution*deletes earth*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *now lives on mars where he has purchased MicroHard software and now runs Fortune Antivirus, he also put a proxy on the database of Mars so that mars contsntly has it's IP beign changed and is therefore untouchable as well as the people on it*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: HAH!!!!!!!!![/high]
chris theboy coa: *deletes the universe and all life in it*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *Mar's proxy and mirror reflects on God and Hellsatan, therfore killing him and making mars untouchable*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: GOTCHA ;-)[/high]
chris theboy coa: *is omnipotent & immortal & invincible & invulnerable*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *makes you realize you can't turn immortal once you're dead, therefore making your comeback a mistake and you self destruct*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: once again.. gotcha ;-)[/high]
chris theboy coa: *was never, is never and has never been dead*
chris theboy coa: *nor ever will be*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *gives you a virus that puts you in a perminate coma, one in which is being run under a dedicated server and cannot be broken*[/high]
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: beat that[/high]
I think i killed him.... he still hasn't answered back lmao!


A Useless Comeback


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Originally Posted by Two Bored People On AIM
chris theboy coa: *reboots apache and uses unix commands to erase the virus*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *cries at your comeback...... PULLS YOUR PLUG AND ELIMINATES ALL ELECTRICITY, at which point in time he decides to make his laptop solar powered*[/high]
chris theboy coa: *runs on the power of thought*
[high]lGuessWhatsMySnl: *bows as people applaud his victory*
till we meat again[/high]
:-D I win!
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:10 AM
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Holy ++++ dude, D&D Much? lol

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Old 08-04-2005, 12:20 AM
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How exactly do you win? I made the last move

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Old 08-04-2005, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Two Bored People On AIM
chris theboy coa: *reboots apache and uses unix commands to erase the virus*
Forgetting that Unix does NOT write to NTFS very well, causing the total loss and destruction of the partition.
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:29 AM
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Amazing - that virtual fight using imaginary fighting moves brought a tear to my eyes.
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biker_GA
Forgetting that Unix does NOT write to NTFS very well, causing the total loss and destruction of the partition.
I live in a perfect world

Quote:
Originally Posted by Erwin
Amazing - that virtual fight using imaginary fighting moves brought a tear to my eyes.
Lol

[high]* Chris M erases Erwin's tear ducts...
[/high]

Problem solved

Satan
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biker_GA
Forgetting that Unix does NOT write to NTFS very well, causing the total loss and destruction of the partition.
This is the part where i pretend i know what's happening....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Erwin
Amazing - that virtual fight using imaginary fighting moves brought a tear to my eyes.

Well in that case

[high]*gio~logist takes over vb.org and is known as the new admin*[/high]
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:17 AM
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I typed this in...
Code:
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
and it said
Code:
no sense in pretending!
:ermm:
Then I typed...
Code:
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
and it said
Code:
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
:surprised:

- Sid
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:20 AM
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wow, I'm lost. Do I belong here? I mean I like vbulletin but I dont know if this is where I'm supposed to be...
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
I typed this in...
Code:
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
and it said
Code:
no sense in pretending!
:ermm:
Then I typed...
Code:
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
and it said
Code:
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
:surprised:

- Sid


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