I'm hoping this is some kind of joke

[damicatz]

<a href="http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%2 0Hacker.htm" target="_blank">http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_o...r%20Hacker.htm</a>

According to this if your child installs Macromedia Flash on your computer he is a computer hacker. And Flash is a "dangerous hacking tool".

And if you find "Lunix" on your computer you will have to get a new harddrive.

What kind of idiots are these people?

[NYI Fan]

OMG This is too much
Wow, I guess any bright child (or should i say boy child since this guy apparently thinks no female might be involved in this hacking stuff( with any aptitude for technology should be shut away in a wayward home for misguided youth!

Since when is comet cursor a hacking tool? And Bonzai BUddy might be good for teaching you how to edit a registery to get the crap OFF your machine but thats about it.....

Some peoples kids!!

[cditty]

OMG.....I had comet cursor installed on my machine a few years ago.

I'm a HACKER.

There. I've said it. Is there some type of 9 step program or something?

Chris

[NYI Fan]

I knew installing flash was a mistake, but the people in the quake room made me do it between handgun lessons and leet speak class...

Chris , when ya find that 9 step program (13 steps maybe?) maybe you can hack into my machine with Bonzai Buddy and get me the info? (I just KNEW that purple ape was evil!)

[Mark Hensler]

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.

LOL!

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, ...
....
The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

ACK!!

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.

This is true...

Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

Uh, oh!

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
....
They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

LOL!

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows,

Isn't this a good thing?

Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.

There are only 2 people I know that have a prescription for glasses stronger than mine!

[orca]

The AMD one is the best...
Well, no comment. I don't know in which year they live...

[tbloom2002]

Awwwww... I upgraded my computer... I'm a hacker?

Please tell me where I can get help.. oh please, oh please!! I'd better get rid of Flash.. I knew there was something wrong that program

[VirtueTech]

LOL

[Lesane]

[The Realist]

what a load of bollox!

A complaint has been raised with the host in regards to this artical.