You've been programming too long when...

[Boofo]

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

[ChopSuey]

lmfao...."Double press the button for the floor you want"

[Zachariah]

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

When simplified, 9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) = i<3u

[Boofo]

Zach, I have no idea what you are talking about, as usual.

[vbenhancer]

he loves you Boofo, that's the result...

rofl... *(ok, i will not translate the calculations)

[ChopSuey]

lmfao....see some love here
* /run away.

[Xencored]

Originally Posted by Boofo

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

Lul i like that one

[COL NIL SATIS]

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

hahaha

[borbole]

For me is the omitting of the else clause lol