True or False - We always hear "the rules" from the female side. But now....

[Talisman]

Tsk, tsk, Boof. Having an emotional day, are you?

[Dan]

I think so Talisman

[Boofo]

Today at 04:32 PM Talisman said this in Post #31
Tsk, tsk, Boof. Having an emotional day, are you?

I was kidding. Come on. I tell the wife that all of the time (kidding, of course). It makes her feel all powerful to think I would be afraid of her.

Hey, have you guys noticed how windy it has been getting over here, lately?

[Talisman]

Yeah.... but I bet it doesn't work with her, either.

Pfft.

[Boofo]

Sure it does. You still don't get it, do you? What it means is (now think about this), It's easy to say you want to kick someone's butt when you are afraid of them, because you know you can't, you're afraid. I hope you're happy. The wife is in the background here ROFL. Now I'm probably gonna get my butt kicked. Thanks, Talisman!

[Talisman]

Mabye so, Boof. But you keep calling her "the wife" and she'll smack you in the back of the head, too.

Be sure you show her the attachment I posted in #23 on the other page. Then let us know which book she wants to read.

"Tile Grouting Made Easy" ..... you think???

[Boofo]

She likes being called "the wife" better than my special nickname for her. It's a long story and I'm not supposed to tell it.

She saw that picture and loved it. You out to check out my site. I have some stuff on the differences between men and woman in the jokes section. Here's a link I think you might find interesting.

http://www.bearfacts2.com/forum/show...post&postid=92

[Talisman]

That's really funny, Boofo. (You're such a guy.) I'll go back and look around again when I have time.

BTW, I really liked your World Time page. Would you be willing to share that? I did a search for a hack like that here, but didn't find anything. Oops. Men vs. women stuff. (Almost forgot what thread we're in.) :ermm:

Okay Boofo, here's another one for your wife. And it's the reason women won't let men take messages.

[Boofo]

LOL Can I add that one to my jokes forum?

Here you go:

http://www.bearfacts2.com/forum/show...ost&postid=976

Contact me PM and I will set you up with the World Times hack. O got it from here, though.

[Talisman]

Today at 07:58 PM Boofo said this in Post #39
LOL Can I add that one to my jokes forum?

By all means. It's a great one and, er.... Well, somehow, I think it suits you.

If you want to poke around a little, you'll find a lot of men/women stuff and some cat/dog stuff in our "All in Fun" photo gallery and our "Humour" forum. (Note the spelling of "humour." That's to keep our Kiwis happy -- I just hate it when they get riled.) You'd have to register, but you're welcome to anything there that tickles you.

While I'm here... you guys think you're so smart. Maybe someone could give a little technical advice?

Looking for Cyber Sex
I had run across the term "cyber sex" a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel then I got out all the manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one.

So I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman. I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kinda scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her, figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone. She said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away. HUH, must not have had any in stock.

In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked if they had any sex drives in stock. He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive. I thought about it for a minute and told him yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed. He started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him. "You're killing me!" Something like that and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock I wasn't trying to kill him I wasn't even hurting him.

The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. "She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it," like that and walked away laughing.

The guy in the fourth store said something like, "boob" under his breath and walked away. Wonder why he only noticed one?

Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores maybe have to order from a catalog or something. So that's where I am now. If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it then all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it.