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Old 07-09-2005, 10:31 AM
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Hmm ... might be. Cou you give me an update?

Situation: I am bored of Life, therefor I decide to travel back in Time to kill my Parents, so I won't be alive now (which is the future for Time X to which I went back).
But if I am not alive now, how would I then be able to travel back to kill my Parents?
By changing the Past, I open a totally different timeline/reality - that's why I said it's not possible within one Universe. If there are parallel Universes that share the same space it might be possible.
Killing your parents by going back in time doesn't affect you as you already exist. So YOUR timeline still exists in you. You can go back to the future and continue YOUR timeline.
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:01 PM
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you won't be there to check that out anymore and everyone else thinks everything's ok
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:22 PM
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In theory if you murdered them before you existed you can't have murdered them because you didn't exist

Therefore go back in time and kill loads of people you hate from the past then return to the future and have gotten away with murder

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Old 07-09-2005, 06:05 PM
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Parse errors are fatal to us
Yes and sql database errors will make your genitals fall off.... True in the future they can be put back on using the nano bots but still, it hurts.

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In theory if you murdered them before you existed you can't have murdered them because you didn't exist

Therefore go back in time and kill loads of people you hate from the past then return to the future and have gotten away with murder

Satan

Hey, you know what would be better? Go back in time with like a $1,000.00 and buy stock in microsoft or just create microsoft before Bill Gates does.
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Old 07-10-2005, 10:27 AM
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I'd buy $1,000.00 in stock because I have no idea how to, or cannot be bothered to code stuff like Windows, MSDOS etc

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Old 07-10-2005, 11:45 AM
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I'd buy $1,000.00 in stock because I have no idea how to, or cannot be bothered to code stuff like Windows, MSDOS etc

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but i thought MSDOS & Windows W E R E coded by satan!!

- Sid
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:03 PM
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No... Just one of my underlings

I could probably code it if I actually bothered to try, but since I can't be bothered, I simply assume that I can't at all

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Old 07-11-2005, 01:11 PM
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No... Just one of my underlings

I could probably code it if I actually bothered to try, but since I can't be bothered, I simply assume that I can't at all

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Well since bill gates is one of your minions, I guess theres no need huh.
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Old 07-11-2005, 02:06 PM
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Exactly

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Old 07-11-2005, 02:31 PM
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Too bad your vb version isnt as leet as mine.
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