Was waiting for the first 21-related comment...sorry to let you down but I don't drink. It's not like I didn't have the chance...I attend college. Those three words grant you access.
The highlight of my day was driving to school and doing my third workout. It's actually invigorating to do weight lifting now. I need it too (an understatement). Plus I have free access to the gym at my school (suckers).
edit: By the way, Brad, I've been meaning to post a rare "LOL": your signature quote is priceless. For the signatureless: