True or False - We always hear "the rules" from the female side. But now....

[Hobbes]

Today at 08:27 PM Talisman said this in Post #40
By all means. It's a great one and, er.... Well, somehow, I think it suits you.

If you want to poke around a little, you'll find a lot of men/women stuff and some cat/dog stuff in our "All in Fun" photo gallery and our "Humour" forum. (Note the spelling of "humour." That's to keep our Kiwis happy -- I just hate it when they get riled.) You'd have to register, but you're welcome to anything there that tickles you.

While I'm here... you guys think you're so smart. Maybe someone could give a little technical advice?

Looking for Cyber Sex
I had run across the term "cyber sex" a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel then I got out all the manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one.

So I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman. I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kinda scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her, figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone. She said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away. HUH, must not have had any in stock.

In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked if they had any sex drives in stock. He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive. I thought about it for a minute and told him yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed. He started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him. "You're killing me!" Something like that and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock I wasn't trying to kill him I wasn't even hurting him.

The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. "She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it," like that and walked away laughing.

The guy in the fourth store said something like, "boob" under his breath and walked away. Wonder why he only noticed one?

Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores maybe have to order from a catalog or something. So that's where I am now. If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it then all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it.

LOL.......that list was so true...jeeze...lol....thats a keeper...

[PixelFx]

Accually whats scary is there is a "sex drive" it was on a poster at the univercity as job, but in the small print said someone had accually made one. Fits in the 5 1/4" bay on your system, one for guys and one for girls. Apparently it's designed so those that are really desperate can have cyber sex with each other over the net.

The fact that someone would accually make something like this desturbs me.

wow this thread really went off topic, I was waiting for the women to post thier list of rules......

(keeps forgetting that it's a blank book, but some how magically has words only women can see and insist are true. *grombles*)

[N!ck]

You know I've gotta vote no just to be a smart ass.

[Erwin]

Stefan, when you find THE ONE, you will want to have her all to yourself...

[colicab-d]

wow just read this entire thread through.. what fun it was.
anyway..

1. Pink is not an attractive colour, nor is any object that is this colour, thus nothing should ever be pink as this is the male form of kryptonite

[Xenon]

@Erwin: the one is not existant, i'm realistic in my life

[Talisman]

Ohh, you guys sound so bummed over this now.

It's really quite simple, you know -- like anything else, all you have to do is read the manual ... follow the instructions ... and just don't void the warranty!!!

(Sound -- mumbles and groans from all around...)

Hmm? What's that?

Aw, c'mon fellas. You guys HAVE read the manual, haven't you? Don't tell us you LOST it?

:cross-eyed: :cross-eyed: :cross-eyed:

[PixelFx]

lol