03-11-2003, 12:46 AM
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The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for VBulletin Domination's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that filburts could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the filburt population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Violet Hanover. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have filburt kebabs, filburt pies, filburt-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about filburt over-population," says random passer-by Fleur O'Bannon, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Charles O'Bannon. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The filburts were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The filburt is part of what makes VBulletin Domination a great nation!"
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The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
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