vBulletin 4: registration form on static page?

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I give up. I've looked for this EVERYWHERE, and tried to research ways of doing this, to no avail. There just seems to be absolutely no interest in a quick registration hack for vB 4. Strange - quick register links were common with earlier versions of vBulletin, but It seems like there's more interest in old-school stats and thank you hacks, or hacks that make registration more difficult.