I think this is a 5 min job for a smart PHP'er!

[PicoDeath]

MEMBERINFO > MEMBERINFO

<td class="panelsurround" align="center">
<div class="panel">
<div align="$stylevar[left]">


<div class="fieldset">
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="$stylevar[formspacer]" border="0">
<if condition="$profile[field6]">
<td>What the hell?</td>
</if>
<if condition="!$show['contactlinks']">
<tr>
<td><strong><phrase 1="$userinfo[username]">$vbphrase[x_has_no_contact_info]</phrase></strong></td>
</tr>
</if>
<if condition="$show['homepage']">
<tr>
<td>
$vbphrase[home_page]:<br />
<a href="$userinfo[homepage]" target="_blank" dir="ltr">$userinfo[homepage]</a>
</td>
</tr>
</if>

Not sure how little you want