Negative sideeffects of being a webmaster

[Brad]

Side effects?

- Bad eyesight as a result of looking at the monitor all day, used to have 20/20.

- Pale white skin from not seeing the sun for weeks at a time.

- Pains in my arms from typing too much.

- Speaking and thinking in code.

- A caffeine addiction.

- Attempting to explain what I do to "normal people" and getting that puzzled look from them.

- Begin a geek in general...girls like +++++++s not geeks.

Should I go on? I also suffer from Nintendo Thumbs.