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Old 11-29-2007, 01:29 PM
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I see you did actually open the can first, so it could have been worse! A friend of mine at college once did almost the same thing with a can of tomato soup, only he didn't open the can first. The resulting explosion actually propelled the can through a wall, and coated every surface in the kitchen with a fine mist of red goop. Looked like a particularly gruesome crime scene.

If you were in the U.S., I'm sure you'd have lawyers offering to sue Cambells for inadequate cooking instructions!

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Hugh, the can opened itself. I'm glad it wasn't tomato soup... that would have stained all the walls !
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LOL - that is why I just stick to ramen noodles. All this can stuff is too dangerous.
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LOL... for some reason this is more funny that the guy that intended to pay goods online by inserting his credit card on the floppy drive
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Oh. My. Gosh. Bwahahahahaha. That is the funniest thing I have seen or heard in a looooong time. Thank you for making me smile (and laugh til my tummy hurts )
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Hugh, the can opened itself. I'm glad it wasn't tomato soup... that would have stained all the walls !
Ah, so it was one of those peel away lids, rather than a can-opener lid? And you didn't remove the lid?

I *knew* it. Genius with PHP, complete bozo when it comes to real life, LOL!

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LOL - that is why I just stick to ramen noodles. All this can stuff is too dangerous.
Thanks for the tip!

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Ah, so it was one of those peel away lids, rather than a can-opener lid? And you didn't remove the lid?

I *knew* it. Genius with PHP, complete bozo when it comes to real life, LOL!

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I guess that's a compliment in disguise...
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I guess that's a compliment in disguise...
You should know me better than that by now! It was just a common or garden insult. PHP geniuses (genii?) are common as muck these days.

Not of your caliber of course, he says, backpedaling furiously.

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For more special effects, try putting it in your MicroWave next time.
May I recommend for your sake you never become Marco's roommate

And I won't accept any offers to become yours while we're at that subject I don't feel safe with someone who follows instructions a little too literally lol

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