[MySQL] Update Multiple Rows At Once

[evenmonkeys]

For the record, you just jumbled my brain far beyond all recognition and I am now lost more than ever. I'm a nuissance; I know. I honestly don't understand. Could I possibly bribe you into editing the code I attached above to make it work? If I have a working version of it, I can usually break it down afterwards to understand why it works the way it does. Getting bits and pieces is just making it harder for me to understand. If not, no problem. =\