How do i - Stats count

[lasto]

im wondering how to go about this if anyone can help.

Ok if i post say in a certain section of my board - say for example i have a jokes section.
Now i make a thread in that section i want it to say in my postbit i have made 1 joke

now if i go back to the same section and do another joke i want it to say 2 jokes - do not want any replies i make to be counted.

The above is only an example but its for a section i have so how would i go about doing this??

Cheers in advance for any help on this.

anyone ? sorry to bump this but i really need this -

Basically a stats counter for any threads i make in a certain section.
I posted this over at vbhackers.com but they said was already a hack for it but ive looked and seen nothing.