Part of Vbulletin of my home page hack???

[Rick Sample]

Is their a hack or can someone make one that can like post a welcome message to guests when the come in and encourage them to register. Then if a returning user comes back on, it can say something like: "welcome (users name) you last visited XXXX you have XXXX private mesages. View unread posts...and so on??

I know their is a quick registration hack, but thats not what I'm looking for. I don't want the fields the user has to put in. When I mean where I want it to say: welcome guest please register. I mean all text with the register text highlighted and is clickable to the register page.

Thanks to all.

In short: something like on one of the Vbadvanced home pages. You all see that box and know what I'm talking about. Except don't make it like a box or anything, because I need to incorporate it into my current site. If you visit www.muscle-mustangs.com I would like it to appear where the testimonials are.