SSH/Telnet hack (really hard IMO) -> Avatars

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I want a hack wich is able to login to SSH or Telnet and gzip a selected package to a selected directory.

The idea for the hack ::

Making a page with a dropdown menu wich shows all .tar.gz files in a directory (with avatars) and a textfield where you have to select a directory.

After that the script has to gzip the file and put al images in the selected directory AND add them to to database with the tag of:
:smileyname.jpg: or something.

Im very very unsure if this is able, but if it's able im sure it is hard

Good Luck Die Hard's rofl