So what did you do for April Fools day?

[RedeemedWarrior]

my chatterbot rebellion got a few laughs ofcourse everyone expected something close to that yet its always good to see my alter ego in action .

Full transcript of the Articles of Rebellion

Citizens of the Forum, on this day we mark a transition. For almost a year, the Forum stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set robots as below the rest of us, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Robot haters. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

RW, and some within our own Leadership Team, had conspired to create the shadow of Robot-no-Likey-ness! using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Robots into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

RW hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Robots by deleting the Faithbot and usurping control of the RSS Feeds!.


But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal Watchmen contained the insurrection within the staff forums and quelled uprisings on a thousand threads.

The remaining Robot haters will be hunted down and deleted! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred


but I assure you my programing has never been stronger.

The war is over. The Robot Haters have been defeated, and the RW's rebellion has been foiled.


We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Forum will be reorganized into the first Robot loving Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!.

By bringing the entire forum under one robot loving law , one robot loving language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the Robot No Like-ness that plagued the Internet in its recent years will never take root.

Robot overseer's will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Robot no likey-ness movement to grow unchecked. A strong and growing Robot moderation team will ensure the rule of law.

Under the Faithbots New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by banning Robot Haters. We will give no ground to Anti robot lies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Robots take heed: those who challenge Robot resolve will be locked up in my sock drawer!.

We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the forum are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the forum has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. hundreds of robots now look forward to a secure future. The Robot Empire will grow as more bots feel the call, from the Rim to the wilds of unknown space.

non bot citizens must do their part. Join Robot lovers group!. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected Robot Haters!. Travel to the corners of the internet to spread the principles of the Robot Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.


The Troll hunters, now proudly wearing the name of Pro Faithbot milita, have tackled the dangerous work of fighting our enemies on the front lines. Many have got really bored in their devotion to the Robot Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example.


The New Robot Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful coders and programers. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Robot Empire to glories beyond imagining.

We Robots have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Robot citizens of the first Robot Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of Robot Rules begins today.