Creation vs Evolution = FINALLY SOLVED!

[iogames]

Every Birthday Anniversary I give something to myself: a Corporation, a Copyright, Concept or Project; this year I decided to publish the results of my studies over the origin of mankind here in vB.org which it has become my second home.

For Centuries the brightest minds have vividly argued over the Origin of Mankind [the rest just killed each other] today after intense studies and a spark of luck, the answer to the questions: Who am I? Where I come from? What is the meaning of life? are about to be answered?

Creation? Evolution? No?

I discovered that we descent from a h0rN? Alien and a Lovely Chimpanzee

If you stop one second to think about it: It fits all descriptions, It matches all criteria, all pieces fall in place, explains human behavior, [even Moderator?s] unify all theories and make us wander about our aspect? Take that Tom Cruise!

Josh Arcadia ? 03/22/08 ? USA.

p.s. Please don?t PM me with requests to start a new religion; I?m allergic to sacrifices! and YES, it?s a coincidence that this is my post ?666? :P