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Universal Laws
I ran across these somewhere, anyways the last one is spot on.
If you got a good one, add it to the list. # Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. # Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. # Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. # Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. # Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. # Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. # Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. # Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. # Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. # Law of Bio-mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. # Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. # Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. # Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. # Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting. # Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. # Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. # Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. # Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. # Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. _V |
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