Auto-split long threads

[YabbaDabba]

Need a plug-in that will split threads once they reach a certain length (e.g., 1,000 posts).

Suggested Features:

When a thread's post count reaches a specified number (e.g., 1,000):
1 - Start a new thread with the same title (plus a counter? E.g.: Game Thread - 2)
2 - The first post of the old thread is copied into the first post of the new thread.
3 - The last post of the old thread is copied into the second post of the new thread.
4 - The old thread is auto-closed
5 - A closing post with an explanation and a link to the new thread is added to the old thread.

This is a great need for game threads and hot topics.

Keeping a thread's post count >1,000 makes the cpu load during searches more manageable.